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A list of places I would rather be and things I would rather be doing

I am stuck at work today on a day when I really just don't want to be here at all. I am exhausted because I got very little sleep because I was up all night having the most incredible sex. When I got up this morning, I didn't give fucks about my appearance. I barely got a brush through my hair and I didn't put on any make up, just showered, threw on some clothes and headed out the door. Now here I sit, squirming and shifting every few moments because I am so sore I can't sit comfortably, and I can't focus on work because all I want to do is leave here and go do it all over again. Christ on toast! That man fucks like a viking! All I can think about is how much I want to get done with work and go do it all over again, although I am not entirely certain how wise that would be, given my current physical state, but fuck, it just might be worth it. And so, because I cannot focus on work, here is a list of things I would rather be doing, and places I would rather be than w...